“Growing Up in a Western World”

26 Mar

I’ve always wondered what it would feel like

To have grown up in the “western world”

To be taught on tarred streets how to ride a bike

(Where are the tarred streets? Where is the money to even buy a bike? Which parents have the time to teach you such? )

To have muffins, toast and fried eggs (brown side up) for breakfast.

(Rotflmao, I’m pretty sure the only place this exists is in movies/books; You better get your bowl of Akamu and beancake “Akara” with immediate effect. )

To have parents you can address like peers

(Honestly? How on earth is that possible)

To have friends that are classified as “Cool”

To have a “Social Life” and a “Social status/Grade”

To be able to sneak in through the bedroom window

To have a crush on the neighbor’s hot daughter

To talk to your parents

(We are always getting talked at, talked about, talked around, talked for but never To.)

To have a crush on a sexy cheerleader

To have “Me Time” (WTF!!!)

To be a quarterback!!!

(P.S They are always “Hot”)

To go hiking

To have the option of leaving school anytime without being flogged

To have sleep-overs at friend’s place

To have a step sister who I end up losing my virginity to

To love both a vampire and a werewolf almost equally and still live a normal life at school/home

(How does that work??)

To kiss your girlfriend in public without being looked at curiously by passersby

To have an affair with my friend’s hot mum without the risk of being “Jazzed”

To see UFOs and other Alien space crafts

And Finally

To be Grounded!!!

 

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7 Responses to ““Growing Up in a Western World””

  1. Ryo Minkail March 26, 2012 at 10:46 am #

    Some of these things are available & possible here. But to a very minute % of the continent. Less than 2%. You shoud stop watching hollywood movies bro.

    • teekellz March 26, 2012 at 10:56 am #

      Its too minute man….. Like seriously……
      If I don’t watch hollywood movies what do i watch then pls??

  2. pearlpulchae March 26, 2012 at 11:28 am #

    hahaha, na so o…. imaginarium lo need

    • teekellz March 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm #

      Lmao………. hehehehe maybe

  3. mcpretty April 2, 2012 at 11:06 am #

    To bring my boyfriend home nd hv him play basketball wit my dad.
    To walk in2 d shoppin mall @ any point in time nd buy d most xpensive tins ever.

    Nice piece dear

    • teekellz April 2, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

      Thanks love mwwwuuuaahhhh

  4. BimbyZ April 3, 2012 at 8:10 am #

    Lols…i think of some of these too

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