Letter to my Next

10 Feb

Dear (Insert Name Here),
I hope this missive meets you in good health. I’m sure you’re already making some conclusions about me just by reading this but let me assure you; I am not a geek, neither am I a weirdo nor am I jobless. I am just a guy who has been let down so many times that I’ve lost count. I know you don’t quite know me yet, we probably have only mentioned each other a few times on Twitter and liked each other’s pictures on Instagram but I know you and I know we’ll be the best of friends in a little while.
I see us having a pretty amazing relationship, but before that can happen I’d like to give you a few pointers as to the kind of person I am so you don’t misinterpret my gestures.

First, I am unashamedly sapiosexual. The fact that you’re reading this is prove that I’m attracted to you not only because you’re beautiful but because you’re intelligent. I love ladies that challenge me and I’m very sure you’ll be worth the chase. Let me say however that so long as we’re together, my ‘Sapiosexuality’ is turned off. Nevertheless don’t take the fact that I love challenges too serious because as much as I love challenges, I hate trying too hard. I can be very persistent with ladies but when I don’t see changes or ‘Green lights’ as I like to call them, I move on.

Second,

I am a romantic. A young boy with an old school attitude. Yes I exude the ‘cool guy, playboy, all chicks man’ aura but trust me I just want to love and be loved back for who I am. Beneath the tough exterior is a little boy begging to be loved, I hope we last long enough for you to see this side of me. I am the ‘Good Morning, Good Night’ text messages kind of guy, (Yes I’m old fashioned) but I know you can handle that because if you couldn’t, you wouldn’t be reading this. I love surprises even though I act like I loathe them with a passion, I am a spur of the moment, spontaneous, ‘ life is too short’ guy so pardon me if at times I spend lavishly albeit foolishly on you. I won’t try to woo you with money or material things whatsoever so if you’re expecting such, I’m sorry to disappoint you. I’ve learnt the hard way that a guy shouldn’t be too forthcoming about his financial status to a lady who isn’t in love with him or has agreed to date him. It is bound to be a problem in the nearest future.

Third, I love my Mum to death. I don’t think this needs further explanation. I just love that woman with a passion that is unparalleled. You cannot and must not compete for her affection with me. I promise to love you with the whole of my being but please do NOT try to compete with my Mum, you will FAIL.

In conclusion, I want you to know that this is not a love letter, you’ll get that when the time comes. It is just my way of ‘putting it all out there’. There are a lot of things I feel you should be prepared for when it comes to being my girlfriend but I don’t want to overwhelm you. Just know that I am definitely, irrevocably, helplessly attracted to you.

P.S: Another important thing is that I love writing. After God, my Mum (Family), Food and Music, writing comes next. You’ll be receiving a lot of messages, emails, dms from me. I just love putting how I feel into words. This is probably the Tenth or Eleventh missive I’ve written since our first interaction ever. I hope I don’t come on to you too strong that you’ll be scared and decide to place me in one of the many zones you ladies have for guys nowadays. I don’t really function well in any zone except the ‘Friends with Benefits’ zone. So let’s leave our options opened for now, and enjoy each other’s company till we get to the next stage. Have a beautiful week ahead.

Without wax
Tolu Oke.

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18 Responses to “Letter to my Next”

  1. enajyte February 10, 2014 at 7:09 am #

    Lol. ‘Friends with benefit’ zone. I really want to go awww but I don’t do that anymore :D.

    Noticed a few punctuation mistakes. Prove for proof somewhere in the beginning.

  2. herreeate February 10, 2014 at 7:15 am #

    Awwwwwwwww nice!*claps*

    • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm #

      .
      *Bows* I’m humbled.

  3. bimbyz February 10, 2014 at 9:36 am #

    Awwwwwwww. I got tears in me eyes. *face palm*

    • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 12:55 pm #

      Aaaaawwww really? Send me a pic….. Loolzz thanks dear.

  4. Mzz_amaka February 10, 2014 at 11:56 am #

    Awwm! I love this tho…CUTE!

  5. Ruby February 10, 2014 at 12:50 pm #

    Really nice one…who you subbing tho??..lol

    • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 12:51 pm #

      Subbing huh? Loollzzz well….. When she reads it I’m sure she’ll know. Thanks for reading though

      • Ruby February 10, 2014 at 12:52 pm #

        Awwwn..its nice to see a guy honest about his feelings

      • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

        Yeah……… Well I can only try my best.

    • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 12:52 pm #

      Subbing huh? Loollzzz well….. When she reads it I’m sure she’ll know. Thanks for reading though.

  6. seunodukoya February 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm #

    Hm.
    You do well.
    Valentine Something…?
    #JustSaying

    • teekellz February 10, 2014 at 2:15 pm #

      As iiinnn you sabi. Thanks for stopping by though

  7. Dayo_Og February 12, 2014 at 5:10 am #

    BadMan
    iSee You!!!
    Let Her Know All Now B4 She Starts To Expect The Unexpected.
    Great Still…………. *Fist Pump* (Y)

    • teekellz February 12, 2014 at 11:37 am #

      Yes ooooo loollzz u sabi now. Thanks bro.

  8. Tayo February 21, 2014 at 9:16 pm #

    And to the Next..please do not try to compete with his mum,YOU WILL FAIL….lol.dtz d part i luv.#thumbs up darling.

    • teekellz February 21, 2014 at 9:57 pm #

      Thanks for reading dear

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